IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. __Mr. __Mrs. __Ms. __Miss __Lt. __Gen. __Comrade __Classified __Other
First Name:_________________ Initial: ___ Last Name: _______________ Latitude __________ Longitude _________ Altitude ____________ Password or other code name: ______________________
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? __F-4 Phantom II __F-15 Eagle __F/A-18 Hornet __AH-64 Apache __ Classified
3. Date of purchase (MM/DD/YY): _____________
4. Serial Number: _______________
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
__ Received as gift/aid package __ Mail order __ Catalog Showroom __ Discount store __ Sleazy arms broker __ Government surplus __ Classified third party transaction
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
__Heard loud noise, looked up __Espionage __Political lobbying by manufacturer __Store display __recommended by friend, relative or ally __was attacked by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
__style/appearance __speed/maneuverability __advanced weapons systems __kickback or bribe __comfort/convenience __price/value __recommended by salesperson __manufacturer reputation __backroom politics __negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
__North America __Europe __Asia/Far East __Central/South America __Middle East __Miscellaneous third world countries __Aircraft carrier __Africa __Classified
9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
Product Own Intend to Purchase Color TV __ __ VCR __ __ ICBM __ __ Killer Satellite __ __ CD Player __ __ Air-to-air missiles __ __ Space Shuttle __ __ Home Computer __ __ Nuclear Weapons __ __
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all that apply:
__Communist/Socialist __Terrorist __Neutral __Dictatorship __Corrupt __Democratic __Crazed (religious fundamentalist) __Crazed (Other) __Primitive/tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
__ Cash __ Personal check __ Credit card __ suitcases of cocaine __ Oil revenues __ Ransom money __ Deficit spending __ Traveler's check
12. Occupation You Your Spouse Homemaker __ __ Sales/Marketing __ __ Revolutionary __ __ Clerical __ __ Mercenary __ __ Tyrant __ __ Middle Management __ __ Eccentric billionaire __ __ Defense minister/general __ __ Retired __ __ Student __ __
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities which you and your spouse, if any, enjoy participating in on a regular basis:
You Your Spouse Golf __ __ Boating/Sailing __ __ Sabotage __ __ Running/jogging __ __ Propaganda/misinformation __ __ Destabilizing/overthrowing __ __ Defaulting on loans __ __ Gardening __ __ Crafts __ __ Black market/smuggling __ __ Collectibles/collections __ __ Watching sports on TV __ __ Wines __ __ Interrogation/torture __ __ Household pets __ __ Crushing rebellions __ __ Espionage/reconnaissance __ __ Fashion clothing __ __ Border disputes __ __ Mutually assured destruction __ __
Thanks for taking time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups and mysterious syndicates and consortia.
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDonnell Douglas Corporation Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division